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\"Going Underground\" is a single by English rock band the Jam, written by lead guitarist Paul Weller and released in March 1980. It debuted at number one in the UK Singles Chart, spending three weeks at the top. \"Going Underground\" was the first of four number one singles the band were to achieve throughout their career.
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Impiegati, internationally released as Bank Clerks, is a 1985 Italian comedy-drama film written and directed by Pupi Avati. It was selected for the Quinzaine des Realisateurs in the 1985 Cannes Film Festival. For her performance Elena Sofia Ricci won a Globo d'oro for Best New Actress.
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