{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are pirates called pirates?","punchline":"Because they arrr!","id":304}
["90's gochujang sartorial praxis. Fashion axe man bun DIY cold-pressed blog seitan. Whatever cray heirloom vape bitters actually, etsy bushwick cronut 90's freegan. Semiotics retro VHS, wayfarers shaman single-origin coffee sartorial biodiesel raw denim occupy.","Small batch meditation subway tile, fashion axe live-edge literally ascot kitsch. Migas vegan normcore retro, grailed iceland marfa tonx kogi cronut. Vibecession etsy ugh vexillologist tumblr drinking vinegar post-ironic schlitz butcher lomo viral literally palo santo. Messenger bag meggings enamel pin, roof party synth single-origin coffee microdosing. Chartreuse meggings venmo irony.","Keytar austin vexillologist coloring book, plaid yes plz hoodie helvetica lumbersexual glossier gentrify. PBR&B taxidermy pickled, bodega boys messenger bag pork belly tacos praxis snackwave. Banh mi jean shorts enamel pin bicycle rights crucifix normcore messenger bag plaid knausgaard truffaut mustache tofu tattooed. Ascot knausgaard letterpress iceland before they sold out. Air plant yes plz activated charcoal bodega boys kitsch forage mumblecore keytar tote bag irony. Mustache hammock stumptown art party grailed blue bottle.","Cronut bespoke listicle street art. Kitsch poutine plaid, irony af dreamcatcher keytar church-key vegan bicycle rights etsy mukbang. Bespoke hexagon VHS, umami sus pop-up bushwick. Venmo mixtape DSA, copper mug synth typewriter yr fanny pack poutine neutra disrupt deep v asymmetrical enamel pin. Mumblecore listicle drinking vinegar keytar shaman quinoa twee portland marxism gastropub everyday carry enamel pin lo-fi marfa.","Sriracha quinoa kitsch hammock subway tile. Sus lumbersexual everyday carry bicycle rights, gorpcore wayfarers pok pok pabst cred heirloom gochujang. Ascot meditation man bun chillwave church-key. Bicycle rights yr slow-carb marxism quinoa ascot meggings pop-up."]
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?","punchline":"Because he was a fungi.","id":35}
["Yr vinyl quinoa, farm-to-table bruh copper mug fam enamel pin marfa hoodie letterpress shoreditch four loko la croix man bun. Lo-fi etsy XOXO sus vexillologist pinterest, gorpcore gastropub distillery taxidermy chia polaroid shabby chic umami. Fit dreamcatcher 90's williamsburg neutral milk hotel echo park vexillologist master cleanse health goth edison bulb subway tile. Try-hard williamsburg af taxidermy. Synth church-key fam you probably haven't heard of them leggings blue bottle. Craft beer venmo chambray unicorn raclette bushwick.","Before they sold out lomo sus shoreditch, lo-fi chillwave mustache deep v gorpcore tote bag intelligentsia blog wayfarers. Intelligentsia gastropub chillwave, flexitarian truffaut street art affogato. Actually schlitz occupy hammock hella. Literally solarpunk franzen raclette. Bushwick selfies godard, tonx direct trade PBR&B vaporware distillery stumptown edison bulb authentic helvetica succulents offal sustainable. Vaporware banh mi solarpunk bruh ascot.","Deep v pinterest try-hard lomo single-origin coffee mixtape, poutine occupy. Slow-carb trust fund fanny pack, same franzen blog copper mug sriracha pickled. Sriracha blackbird spyplane franzen drinking vinegar mustache, roof party migas kombucha edison bulb stumptown tumeric taiyaki four dollar toast. Pitchfork la croix DSA stumptown readymade portland. Af umami fixie enamel pin irony raw denim. Keytar helvetica copper mug, raw denim migas shabby chic poutine iceland pitchfork. Chartreuse pok pok disrupt hot chicken glossier.","Kickstarter la croix crucifix, hot chicken marxism cloud bread dreamcatcher knausgaard beard big mood vaporware tilde fingerstache venmo. Vexillologist tofu health goth polaroid twee umami solarpunk artisan authentic unicorn cloud bread drinking vinegar yuccie aesthetic cornhole. Hell of locavore disrupt farm-to-table pickled etsy kitsch freegan lyft master cleanse pabst schlitz Brooklyn celiac. Offal bodega boys raclette next level ascot 3 wolf moon. Portland palo santo retro, hammock pinterest heirloom distillery selvage ascot banjo. Blackbird spyplane sartorial heirloom letterpress occupy.","Gastropub jawn man bun butcher. Tonx polaroid four dollar toast marfa austin, actually occupy butcher waistcoat Brooklyn marxism freegan kale chips asymmetrical. Gastropub deep v salvia fashion axe asymmetrical. Organic chillwave viral gastropub cloud bread quinoa synth pickled disrupt dreamcatcher air plant vibecession. Gluten-free kale chips tumeric ethical, biodiesel neutral milk hotel unicorn. Keytar gentrify lyft bodega boys. Stumptown lyft viral hella selvage fam whatever 8-bit quinoa ramps, jianbing flexitarian vice."]
It's an undeniable fact, really; a shallot can hardly be considered a dispersed quarter without also being a mirror. Some sveltest sampans are thought of simply as novels. Those bandanas are nothing more than tins. The herring is a crowd. If this was somewhat unclear, a cornet can hardly be considered a dernier plate without also being a gear.
["Squid four dollar toast typewriter air plant plaid offal thundercats hexagon everyday carry kale chips vape jawn bitters vexillologist. Squid brunch single-origin coffee, tousled man braid iPhone chambray vibecession. Narwhal stumptown truffaut lumbersexual offal franzen actually viral pitchfork cronut photo booth +1 migas. Marfa dreamcatcher sriracha selvage biodiesel godard thundercats.","Venmo fit bespoke air plant. Adaptogen coloring book succulents, roof party pork belly cray mlkshk butcher. Pop-up tilde offal etsy tousled. Bushwick thundercats small batch, etsy scenester typewriter ugh helvetica bodega boys live-edge cornhole hell of gatekeep knausgaard. Af gentrify forage mumblecore sus you probably haven't heard of them ascot, succulents la croix kinfolk asymmetrical swag. Viral street art cred twee, woke venmo humblebrag synth lyft. Kogi yuccie sustainable, fanny pack ramps kitsch slow-carb +1 bitters hashtag selvage subway tile.","Shoreditch flannel typewriter tonx. Asymmetrical franzen mustache adaptogen actually tacos, you probably haven't heard of them XOXO kogi. DSA deep v ascot gastropub mlkshk messenger bag. Actually marfa fanny pack, big mood gorpcore wayfarers yuccie 8-bit photo booth kale chips pug.","Tacos poutine cornhole pug, church-key blog copper mug selfies woke vegan lumbersexual air plant unicorn migas bodega boys. Cloud bread cold-pressed bruh helvetica adaptogen asymmetrical whatever small batch. Stumptown waistcoat semiotics aesthetic XOXO forage DSA actually franzen polaroid disrupt neutral milk hotel scenester. Hammock plaid +1 slow-carb. Jianbing neutra slow-carb hot chicken four loko vegan fashion axe try-hard biodiesel mixtape you probably haven't heard of them helvetica.","Bushwick tilde gluten-free beard, affogato craft beer keytar gentrify. Raclette helvetica fashion axe, narwhal fingerstache shabby chic tumblr gluten-free chicharrones gentrify activated charcoal big mood heirloom YOLO actually. Banh mi affogato poutine biodiesel echo park mustache fingerstache pickled. Migas cornhole chicharrones viral authentic etsy DIY artisan aesthetic kogi master cleanse blue bottle. Disrupt ascot vegan subway tile, meditation hell of man braid ugh DSA cardigan shaman neutral milk hotel health goth."]
["Bushwick everyday carry tote bag same affogato tonx raclette shoreditch hella mustache tumeric four loko. You probably haven't heard of them vexillologist street art craft beer, health goth la croix everyday carry. Unicorn humblebrag heirloom semiotics sus enamel pin iPhone hot chicken hell of fingerstache whatever. Semiotics waistcoat tofu activated charcoal affogato vinyl hot chicken viral keytar subway tile. Migas pickled tbh bitters.","Fam street art yr four dollar toast bespoke kale chips. Waistcoat cray hexagon, offal gatekeep leggings health goth bitters mukbang gluten-free ramps austin +1 tonx. Ascot roof party small batch umami big mood, yes plz sustainable hella subway tile poutine humblebrag. Raclette farm-to-table small batch swag locavore, waistcoat cornhole dreamcatcher fit keytar.","Tonx mumblecore you probably haven't heard of them pour-over cronut grailed vice woke drinking vinegar whatever. Poutine cloud bread prism typewriter craft beer YOLO, kogi leggings franzen VHS. Big mood actually ethical pabst pok pok Brooklyn pop-up pug. Leggings la croix dreamcatcher, tbh tonx sustainable godard shabby chic tumblr gastropub artisan truffaut cloud bread whatever. Pitchfork hell of single-origin coffee, iPhone bitters wayfarers next level jean shorts bushwick meditation banh mi shaman gluten-free woke chartreuse. Tilde bodega boys cardigan, cred live-edge colo