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{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}

{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}

{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}

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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}