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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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Trzebawie is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Węgorzyno, within Łobez County, West Pomeranian Voivodeship, in north-western Poland.
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New Delhi is a 1987 Malayalam language action thriller film written by Dennis Joseph and directed by Joshiy and produced by Joy Thomas. It stars Mammootty, Suresh Gopi, Thiagarajan, Sumalatha, Urvashi, Siddique, Vijayaraghavan, Mohan Jose, Devan, and Jagannatha Varma.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?","punchline":"To make ends meat.","id":62}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?","punchline":"Because they can't even.","id":353}
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{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}