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{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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